Couldn’t fine Leon anywhere..

Goddammit.

Well, I’ll take the silence with me to the bar.

Someone should come keep me company.

a-curious-creature:

I have alcohol - for once - and I really don’t want to be by myself right now.

You had me at alcohol.

I don’t believe we have met. Enid Deviance, and you are?

Send me numbers!

1. Are looks important in a relationship?
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you in a relationship?
5. Are you in love?
6. Are you single this year?
7. Can you commit to one person?
8. Describe your crush:
9. Describe your perfect mate:
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
11. Do you enjoy giving oral sex? Receiving oral sex?
12. Do you ever want to get married?
13. Do you forgive betrayal?
14. Do you get jealous easily?
15. Do you have a crush on anyone?
16. Do you have any piercings?
17. Do you have any tattoos?
18. Do you like kissing in public?
19. Do you masturbate?
20. Do you shave your neither regions?
21. Do you shower every day?
22. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
23. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
24. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
25. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
26. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
27. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
28. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
29. Have you ever been cheated on?
30. Have you ever been in an open relationship?
31. Have you ever been injured/injured someone else during foreplay or sex?
32. Have you ever been walked in on?
33. Have you ever cheated on someone?
34. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
35. Have you ever copped a feel while dancing with someone?
36. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
37. Have you ever done smut RP?
38. Have you ever done something sexual in public?
39. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
40. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?
41. Have you ever had a one-night stand?
42. Have you ever had a threesome? A foursome? A moresome? Who was the group composed of?
43. Have you ever had an orgasm?
44. Have you ever had anal sex?
45. Have you ever had cyber-sex? (Smutty RP doesn’t count - it has to be for the purposes of masturbation; one-handed typing.)
46. Have you ever had oral sex?
47. Have you ever had sex with a man?
48. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
49. Have you ever had sex with more than one person in a 24-hour period?
50. Have you ever had unprotected sex?
51. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
52. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
53. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
54. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
55. Have you ever masturbated to non-pornographic material?
56. Have you ever posted nude pictures of yourself on the internet?
57. Have you ever sent nude pictures of yourself over the phone?
58. Have you ever thought you accidentally got someone pregnant/got pregnant?
59. Have you ever used a sex toy? (vibrator, dildo, fleshlight, etc.?)
60. Have you ever used any orifice other than ass, vagina, or mouth for sexual pleasure? (bellybutton, ear (“Can you hear me coming?”,) nose, etc.?) (This includes giving and recieving.)
61. Have you ever used the internet for a strictly sexual hookup?
62. Have you ever used the internet for dating?
63. Have you ever used toys on someone else during foreplay/sex?
64. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
65. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
66. Have you had sex so far this year?
67. How do you typically masturbate?
68. How large are your intimate parts (breasts or penis?)
69. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
70. How long was your longest relationship?
71. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
72. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
73. How many people have you dated in the last year?
74. How many people have you made out with in the last year?
75. How many sexual partners have you had?
76. How many times did you have sex last year?
77. How often do you masturbate?
78. How often do you watch pornography?
79. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
80. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
81. Is there any sort of person you would absolutely not have sex with? If so, why not?
82. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
83. Is there someone you will never forget?
84. Share a relationship story.
85. Things you want to say to an ex:
86. What are five ways to win your heart?
87. What are your favorite sexual positions?
88. What are your thoughts on virginity?
89. What are/would be your favorite places to have sex?
90. What is a fictional character you would have sex with?
91. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
92. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
93. What is the longest amount of time you’ve had sex?
94. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
95. What is your definition of “having sex”?
96. What is your definition of cheating?
97. What is your favorite erotic fantasy?
98. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
99. What is your favourite sexual roleplay?
100. What is your idea of the perfect date?
101. What is your most memorable erotic dream?
102. What is your sexual orientation?
103. What kind of kinks do you have?
104. What turns you off?
105. What turns you on?
106. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
107. What words do you like to hear during sex?
108. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
109. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
110. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
111. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
112. What’s your dirtiest secret?
113. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
114. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
115. When was the last time you had sex?
116. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
117. Who are five people you find attractive?
118. Who is the last person you hugged?
119. Who was your first kiss with?
120. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
121. You walk in on your best friend and your crush having sex on your bed. What do you do?

Well I know I’ll enjoy my roommate.

sirleonofcamelot:

the-barmaiden:

sirleonofcamelot:

*laughs a little* You? Get on my nerves? Somehow I doubt it.

Oh yes, because I am ever so irritating. -laughs- 

Honestly, you are. I don’t understand how I could have proposed to you. *clearly being sarcastic with that dumb smile on his face*

Exactly!

I mean, why would any man ever want me, let alone you? Now that I think of it, you are very irritating too. -laughs because it’s obvious she’s being sarcastic, then kisses him on the cheek- 

Well I know I’ll enjoy my roommate.

sirleonofcamelot:

the-barmaiden:

sirleonofcamelot:

the-barmaiden:

As will I. Though I can’t help but wonder why he did this… But I’m surely not going to complain. 

Most likely so we could get on each other’s nerves. But even then, I know I shall not complain as well. -smiled affectionately-

*laughs a little* You? Get on my nerves? Somehow I doubt it.

Oh yes, because I am ever so irritating. -laughs- 

Well I know I’ll enjoy my roommate.

sirleonofcamelot:

the-barmaiden:

As will I. Though I can’t help but wonder why he did this… But I’m surely not going to complain. 

Most likely so we could get on each other’s nerves. But even then, I know I shall not complain as well. -smiled affectionately-

Well I know I’ll enjoy my roommate.

TMI Tuesdays?

Weddings are busy events, indeed. I was lucky to have the entire royal household doing most of the preparations for my own, though.

Congratulations, by the way. I just heard about it from Leon the other day. 

Yes, well, not all of us are as lucky, especially since no royal court is here in this mansion. /smiles. 

Oh, thank you so much, Arthur! Yes, Leon seems more happier than I ever imagined him to be!

(Source: the-barmaiden)